A child abduction becomes personal for Denise, who, along with Brad, takes extrajudicial action by posing as an FBI agent to locate the victim: the son of Denise`s housekeeper. Elsewhere, Crane faces a lawsuit from a homeless man he shot dead with a paintball gun. Denise finds herself in a difficult situation when a car accident case that she neglected for three years is on trial and she is not prepared. while Garrett is doing some research, he meets Cassie (Tamara Feldman), a young paralegal whose strange sexual tendencies hide a painful past; Denny learns that he must apologize to Lori or face a complaint of sexual harassment. Alan takes Sara to dinner and do a «show». Brad is on trial for attacking a priest in extrajudicial acts in a kidnapping case. Elsewhere, Shore deals with a credit card issue in his defense of Melissa, who faces huge debt associated with rising interest rates, and a skilled corporate lawyer who doesn`t want to negotiate. Transcript Read episode, transcribed by Imamess: [pdf] Transcription Boston Legal is an American drama by David E. Kelley, produced for ABC in collaboration with 20th Century Fox Television. The series aired from October 3, 2004 to December 8, 2008. Boston Legal is a spin-off of the long-running series Kelley The Practice, which follows the exploits of former practice character Alan Shore (James Spader) at the law firm of Crane, Poole & Schmidt. During the series, 101 episodes of Boston Legal aired in five seasons. Alan Shore: If this injustice was done to Adele, why didn`t you call me before trying to remove it? Catherine: Well, my dear, you helped me with these two convenience store robberies, not to mention the murder.
I didn`t want to feel like I was going to be a nuisance. __ Adele Freeman: *Whispers* Did you pack my Jean Nate? Catherine Piper: *Whisper* Yes, I packed your Jean Nate. Adele Freeman: What about my nocturnal eye patches? I can`t sleep without my nocturnal eye patches. __ Clifford Cabot: The Victorian era was the pinnacle of the industrial age. And whenever new technologies hit the market, one of their first applications is eroticism. Shirley Schmidt: Similar to Internet and Clifford Cabot: Internet. Clifford Cabot: Before you met me, you hadn`t even heard of The Lusty Turk. Natalie Cabot: And if it wasn`t for me, Two Circus Virgins on Bareback would hang over the fireplace in someone else`s living room.
Brad Chase: Are you asking me some kind of corruption? Kahanov: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Brad Chase: That`s you, isn`t it? Kahanov: That`s it. Shirley Schmidt to Denny Crane: Let me say that in terms that you will understand. Paul is our Karl Rove. Shirley Schmidt: Can you tell us how the hysteria machine works? Clifford Cabot: Women often complained of symptoms such as nervousness, heaviness of the abdomen, vaginal lubrication, insomnia, etc. Doctors called these symptoms hysteria, but of course, they were actually signs of sexual arousal. Before inventions like this, doctors would massage a woman until she reached what they called a climax. Did you know. ? Six Degrees of the Guest Star bu SueB Ed Begley as Clifford Cabot – Son of an Oscar-winning actor, he entered show business at an early age.
His first film appearance was in a short film The Lottery in 1969, when he was only 19 years old. He had roles in television and film in the 70s before getting the characteristic role of his career. As the eccentric physician Victor Ehrlich in the groundbreaking medical drama St. Elsewhere (1982), Begley received six Emmy nominations in a row. Never quite a leading actor, he nevertheless had a remarkable career with many and varied roles in film and television. His credits include an appearance in Star Trek: Voyager (1996) and The Practice (1999). In 2004, he received a Florida Film Critics Circle Award as a cast member of the mockumentary film A Mighty Wind. More recently, he has had recurring roles in Arrested Development, Six Feet Under and Jack & Bobby. According to his website www.edbegleyjr.com, Begley is also a self-proclaimed environmental activist. Norma Michaels as Adele Freeman – Michaels made a television appearance on Andy Williams` show in 1964, followed by a murder victim role in The Zodiac Killer in 1971.
Then she apparently took a long break before her television career picked up steam in 1987 (Highway to Heaven). Since then, she has had a fairly consistent job in guest roles, including an appearance in Ally McBeal (2002). In 2005, she had a recurring role in The King of Queens and a role in the film Wedding Crashers. Patricia Belcher as Judge Leslie Bishop – Belcher reprised her role as BL1.3 («Catch and Release») when she played the judge in the Endangered Salmon Donny Crane case. She is a busy character actress with credits starting in 1990, including appearances on David E. Kelley`s Chicago Hope (1997), The Practice (1997 and 2001) and Ally McBeal (2002). She also has several film credits, including the 2001 teen horror film Jeepers Creepers. In 2006, she appeared in episodes of Rodney and My Name is Earl. Many thanks to Sue for this research.
Another Six Degrees for each guest star in this episode can be found on our forum episode page Trek in the Courtroom: Comparisons between Boston Legal and Star Trek 2×20: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Themes Futurerotica: Fertility Symbol, Exotic Dancers, Aphrodisiacs, Dabo Girls, Seductress, Dominatrixes, Nudity, Seductress, Imaginary Lover, Bondage and the ultimate Star Trek Alumni sex toy: Ed Begley, Andrew Prine, Matt Malloy >> Details and photos [pdf] Was there really a hysteria machine? You are the judge Thank you olucy for finding it and the late actor Robert Burns for having this photo on his website. Lori, along with Denny and Shirley, defends a principal who fired three science teachers for refusing to teach creationism and is now being sued by them; Alan learns that his assistant has expressed concerns about their working relationship. Alan discovers that his client Bernard Ferrion, who killed his mother, may have killed again, and this time his neighbor; Sally is fired and learns that a close associate is not too eager to lend a helping hand in support. Alan is surprised to see a familiar face – Catherine Piper (from a previous episode of The Practice in which she witnessed Alan`s murder case in her hometown – best known for shaking Alan`s hand with «» on his gloves in retaliation for his childhood pranks). Sexual misconduct includes Denny`s remarks about Lori, which are a reason for a lawsuit; Alan`s arrival to a comic collaborator; and Garrett`s love story with an attractive paralegal. In court, Denise fights in a case of illegal death. Lori: Monica Potter. Cassie: Tamara Feldman. Roof eaves: Mark Derwin.
Episode Forum Share your thoughts >> go Episode Video Preview `Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Bang` (:40): March 21, 2006 Boston Illegal Radio Listen to our podcast `Stick It` featuring marisa Coughlan [Melissa Hughes], Alan Shore`s assistant, who refused to pay her taxes on principle. Part 1 of 2 mp3 [76 min; 26.6mb] Part 2 of 2 mp3 [42 min; 14.8mb] Listen or subscribe via Yahoo Podcasts Listen to mp3 with streaming or subscribe via an Odeo iTunes subscription Download the free iTunes app Listen on your mobile phone The Iraq war is being questioned in a costume about the death of a soldier, which arouses emotions, especially near Shore. Halloween is the theme of another costume that includes a school contest and an exhibition of witches that upset believers in both Christianity and the supernatural. After abducting a witness and physically assaulting a priest, Brad is tried and asks Denny and Shirley for help in saving him. Alan`s full hands have to do with his secretary`s financial difficulties when his credit card company charges ridiculous interest rates, which they have put into debt by $50,000. * Recent regular appearances by Denise Bauer and Paul Lewiston The fate of the «black widow» (Heather Locklear) is decided in a process that nestles against Shore`s proximity. Elsewhere, Denise is involved in an emotional divorce trial pleading for her own cause. Judge Cooper: Anthony Heald. Bernard: Leslie Jordan. Malcolm: Rupert Everett.
Alan takes up the cause of his secretary (Marisa Coughlan) when she is accused of tax evasion; Paul can no longer turn his back on his daughter`s drug use; and Denise`s dating problems continue. Judge Sanders: Shelley Berman. Director: Adam Arkin. Schmidt reluctantly grilles an elderly witness in a pursuit; The shore is haunted by night terrors; And a renowned cosmetic surgeon is involved in a civil lawsuit involving a bizarre medical procedure. Episode Reviews | 2.20 `Chitty Chitty Bang Bang` written by Abney Coming soon. Written by Abney | Send comments and comments to Abney at aliasabney@hotmail.com Episode News Ratings [101 by Nielsen] March 21, 2005 «Chitty Chitty Bang Bang» Households: 9.76 million viewers, 6.8/11, #2; Adults 18-49 years: 2.8/7, #3 and #6 for the night [last week: 10.67 mil, 7.0/12 and 3.1/8]. Lead-in Sons & Daughters fell to 4.05 million from 4.91 million last week in 4th place, placing BL ABC at No. 2 and nearly doubling its viewers. Source: mediaweek.com >> More information about reviews on our forum Lorraine Weller (Saffron Burrows) is hired to work in litigation at the firm, which attracts both Alan and Denny; Joseph Washington`s trial begins, and Katie, Jerry, and Alan defend him; Judge Weldon is awaiting Alan`s decision on the birth of his baby. Michael J. Fox makes a guest appearance as a cancer tycoon who takes experimental drugs that, thanks to his influence, were denied to another patient — is now suing him.